Youâve heard of a âcatfishââa fake online identity adopted by someone who wants to trick or scam other people. Transparent ketchup was a âsnackfish,â and Benji is the UKâs number one snackfisher. Benjiâs Instagram accountâUK Snack Attackâis home to pistachio-flavored Coco Pops, pickle-shaped Haribo, mint Coca-Cola, ice-cream Pringles, and butter Oreos.
It all started with rare Fantas. In 2019, Benji and his university housemates enjoyed hunting around for imported Fanta flavors and âmaking a little ceremonyâ out of tasting them. From there, the computing student became obsessed with seeking out âweirdâ snacks, which he posted on his personal Instagram page. âI realized I should probably stop harassing my friends by posting snacks, so I shifted it to its own account,â says Benji, who asked WIRED not to disclose his surname for privacy reasons.
Benjiâs account was aggressively straightforwardâheâd go to the shops and take photos of new foods. âBut then lockdown happened, and going to the supermarket and handling food was not a great look,â he says. So instead of fondling food, he started making it. After following an online recipe for white chocolate Nutella, Benji started concocting different chocolate spreads every weekendâonline, he called it Spread Saturday. A self-taught photoshopper, Benji also made fake labels for his creations. But then one day a company he was imitating sent him a message essentially saying: âHey, can you say itâs not real please? Weâre getting a lot of messages asking to buy this!â
And so snackfishing was born. âIn some ways, I wanted to trick people online,â Benji admits. âIâm not going to pretend it wasnât that.â But over Zoom, Benji isnât remotely trollish; he has a gentle-speaking manner, wire-framed glasses, and what looks like a cozy fleece. When the world emerged from lockdown, Benji started staging his snackfishes in shops, filming himself pulling them off the shelves. At first, Benjiâs friends and family were perplexed. âAre you OK? Is this a normal thing to do?â But they were soon onboard, and his mum and grandma took him out for afternoon tea when he hit 200,000 followers.
Today, Benji adds disclosures to every post (âTHESE DO NOT EXIST!â) to avoid frustrating people and to stay on the right side of multinational conglomerates. He also posts âsnacksclusiveâ news about real upcoming snacks that have been leaked elsewhere online, which brands are less happy aboutâsome have sent him cease-and-desist notices.
When Benji comes up with an idea for a new snack, sometimes heâll photoshop it entirely, but if he thinks itâs possible heâll sit down and make it for real. He has munched on Milkybar-dipped Pringles (âwhat shop r they inâ demanded one commenter) and chomped a Wertherâs Original chocolate bar. He dreams of one day making his own snackfish recipe book, but the âreal dreamâ would be to have a snackfish brought to life by a company. âThat would be so coolâsome dumb flavor that Iâve thought of, and then suddenly everyone gets to try it.â
Ultimately, clear ketchup and lemon Nutella might never exist, and snackfishing probably wonât make Benji rich or famousâhe hasnât really made any money from his account. Still, he doesnât really mind. âI donât want it to feel like a job; I love doing it,â he says, noting that his âday is numbers,â so creating fake foods offers a creative outlet. âFor me itâs just a little hobby. As long as I have fun making it, Iâm happy.â
This article first appeared in the January/February 2025 edition of WIRED UK magazine.
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