“It took 5 years, but our cave generation finally delivered”: At last, the Deep Rock Galactic devs have found their holy grail – a big stone penis perfectly crafted by the game engine

Traditionally known for its wholesome, welcoming community, Deep Rock Galactic has just taken a rare step towards something significantly less wholesome after its procedural cave generation system served its developers a big stone penis.

In a tweet earlier today, developer Ghost Ship Games shared a clip of a character nonchalantly wandering around a cave, throwing lights as they go. Out of the corner of their eye, however, you can glimpse a particularly phallic-looking rock formation. As the players’ brain computes what they just saw, there’s a lovely bit of cinema – a tiny smash-zoom akin to some bulging eyes and a Metal Gear Solid alert sound – as they visibly double-take.