Arby’s Has a Hilarious New Merch Line You Have To Smell To Believe

Don’t order that Grimace or McRib sweater from McDonald’s just yet! This holiday season, our fast food faves are putting out some of the most unique and mouthwatering gifts our friends and family could ever crave. Outback’s Koala on the Walla may threaten to watch your every move, but there’s another chain calling out for your holiday bonus.

While Arby’s is usually treating our wallets nicely with meal deals and free sandwiches, this month it’s reversing course with a new collection that has us ready to give the chain all our money. While we’re still drooling over the Turkey Gobbler sandwich and flaky Pumpkin Pie Turnover, the biggest news from the fast food chain isn’t edible at all. It may be time to peruse the Arby’s Holiday Collection, perhaps while you recline in your Jimmy John’s pickle sweats.

Arby’s Introduces a New Holiday Merch Collection

Supplies are limited in Arby’s new Holiday Collection, so if you’re planning on celebrating a meat-centric holiday with your loved ones, there’s no time like the present to start spreading “Meat” and “Cheer.” After all, those are the two words that appear along with the Arby’s logo in the design of its $75 holiday sweater. Visions of cows, chickens, shakes, and sandwiches dance across the garment, too—far more appealing than sugarplums.

That’s not the only warm clothing on offer. The $35 knit scarf portrays all the meats—in the form of a cow, pig, turkey, chicken, and fish—driving the Arby’s “A” through the sky to deliver Christmas proteins to good boys and girls. A knit beanie that matches the design of the sweater completes the outfit at $25.

Merry meat-mas to all and to all a good night? You and yours will certainly have one when you wait for Santa in the Matching Family PJ Set. Each hooded onesie portrays roast beef sandwiches, shakes, and both curly and crinkle fries. Arby’s even recognizes that pets are part of the family with Festive Dog PJs in the same design.

Of course, you’ll need something to pair with your sandwiches, and Arby’s has Holiday Glasses decorated with holly and the chain’s telltale logo. You can prepare your beverages using the branded Holiday Shaker Set and embossed cylinder Holiday Ice Tray.

Not sold yet? You can literally smell the most exciting innovation from the company. Arby’s Meat Wrapping Paper is scented with smoke to get you craving the sandwiches pictured on the gift wrap. We’ll be stacking those smoky presents on the Christmas Tree Meat Skirt, which covers the entire base of your tree with a photo of the restaurant’s signature sliced meats and fries.

When your family asks what gifts they’ll find under the tree this year, your answer can be simpler than ever before: “We have the meats.”