Deeply Researched Riffs on Game-Day Party Fare for When You’d Rather Just Be in the Kitchen

Maybe you’re only interested in the NFL [Taylor’s Version], or maybe you’re frustrated by the dearth of mathematical expressions in Formula 1. Either way, your friends are over, your coasters are working overtime, and you…you have zero interest in camping out in front of the TV. 

It’s OK. These deeply researched riffs on casual party fare will give you an excuse to slink off to the kitchen. These are the dishes to turn to when you long to be as engrossed in a kitchen project as your guests are engrossed in stoppage time. 

You could try to learn the offsides rule again, or you could make everyone onion rings. The choice is clear.